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Now I only drink for evil. I know a man who gave up smoking drinking sex and rich food. Henny Youngman was known for his one-liner jokes his most notable being Take my wife please He is also responsible for this funny drinking quote.

The millennia-old libation has inspired famous beer quotes from literary giants and countless jokes to tell while drinking. When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading Henny Youngman comedian. Alcoholism quotes Top sayings 30 Best Alcoholic Jokes Alcoholics Quotes Stop Drinking Alcohol Quotes.

Sometimes after a few drinks you want to say something funny but the beer kicks in and you cant think of anything. Funny Drinking Quotes Funny Drinking Shirts Funny Quotes Wine Glass Sayings Beer Quotes Cursive Shirt Designs Vinyl Designs Cricut Ideas Im not slurring Im speaking in cursive svg is a great funny drinking shirt design Im not slurring Im speaking in cursive svg png eps and dxf is the perfect shirt design for the person who loves to drink. Fortunately for you many appreciators of alcoholic beverages have come before you and said some pretty smart and witty things about drinks.

1 Heres one of those classic toasts from George Bernard Shaw. We have compiled some of the most hilarious alcohol quotes and sayings Funny drinking quotes images and wallpapers for you to enjoy the happy moments after drinking. Today I quit drinking for good.

When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading Henny Youngman. All sorted from the best by our visitors. Three women went out drinking and decided to have a contest to see who could get the drunkest.

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Wine jug tell Atok Trust me you can dance. He was in there for a while yelling so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him. Pour yourself a shot of these funny alcohol quotes and get high on the lighter side of life.

Funny Drinking With Friends Quotes. He diagnosed me with a case of dye urea. Dan Evans People have probably been making jokes about drinking since the morning after historys first adult beverage was consumed eons ago.

The bartender said Ill serve you but dont start anything. See TOP 10 alcohol one liners. Remember to stop and smell the ros.

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Add Comments Comment and share this joke. Funny Alcohol Joke 13 A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. A jumper cable walked into a bar.

2 Heres a comedian quote that can be used as a funny toast. I always did and that is why I never drink it. The largest collection of alcohol one-line jokes in the world.

Here are 103 funny drinking quotes that will have the room buzzing. 1 Two Redneck Farmers Two redneck farmers are leaning over a farm gate when gorgeous girl pulls up in her Mercedes. Orders a drink and while hes drinking it the monkey jumps around all over grabs some olives off the bar eats them grabs some sliced limes eats them jumps up on the pool table.

Sir what are you yelling about. Octoberfest wiesn is here and when it comes to drinking always drink responsibly. So whether youre looking for your next happy hour Instagram caption or just a way to lighten the mood weve got you covered with the funniest beer jokes and puns to make happy hour a little hoppier.

5 Amusing And Funny Scottish Drinking Toasts. I was peeing all these funny colors. Funny drinking quotes like this one remind us of all these bad dad jokes from twitter you cant help but.

Absolutely hillarious alcohol one-liners. 5 Awesome College Drinking Toasts. Lee An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.

For ladies always go to the bar in a group and never split up for whatever reason. Drinking Jokes Funny Joke from Radioactive Im just sitting here on the toilet A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. 3 Best Funny Thanksgiving Toasts Quotes You Need To Know.

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